My car is still leaking petrol. It’s almost too expensive to burn, let alone just leak all over the place. I’ll bet it will be up to a quid a litre next year. Bastards. Might just have to buy an electric car.
In a moment I’m going to move my bed into the barn. It’s much more comfy sleeping on the flloor, and the sole purpose of the bed seems to be to hide dust underneath it…
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